This was a very good month for the blog. I tried doing a few items in list form, and it paid off in page views. I did this for 10 reasons, but I don’t remember what they were.
Well, like many of your readers I have trouble telling the cartoon world apart from the real world….
I’m guessing if you make your restaurant reservations in the name Madoff, you may as well ask for extra spit with every course.
Take a last look at this, Earl! It could have been yours, but you dumped me for that skankasaurus Janine, and now I’m stuck marrying this dumbass Lonnie here! No offense, Lonnie.”
It looks like the krunkwads are getting longer this season, and smurgrops are coming back. Lots of polyester showing up, too…
Quick quiz: Down in Bolivia, the ruling party has proposed a new Labor Code that would give workers a bonus for…
I’d say whoever interrupted her performance to do this makes Kanye West at the MTV Awards seem like a Boy Scout by comparison…
Here are five examples of footwear from major fashion shows in the past month. I think most folks would rather wear flip-flops.
Blog Guy, I hear your career advice is great. I’m graduating soon, and I’ll be looking for something good. My dad always said I should have a desk job.
But there is trepidation on the face of the second guy, who must have heard through the model grapevine that the New York crowd heckled and threw stinging Jolly Rancher hard candies that had to be surgically removed…



