That doesn’t begin to cover it. This dude demanded huge full-color naked chicks sewn onto his jacket, right by the lapels.
o where on earth did really attractive people come from? You think models like Gisele Bundchen evolved from a fricking chimpanzee?
Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I assign you to get a weather shot showing how blue the sky is today, and you come back with some lady blocking part of the view! What’s your problem?
She has her mirror, her ornamental door and shelves for Xanax, Prozac, Adderall and other stuff that helps her appear sane.
I’m a career soldier, but I gotta say I’m sick of following the so-called leaders they throw at us. Does every army in the world have the same kind of clowns running it?
I’m a career soldier, but I gotta say I’m sick of following the so-called leaders they throw at us. Does every army in the world have the same kind of clowns running it?
It won’t be announced for a few days, but I’m publishing a collection of rare historic group shots. It’s titled, “Don’t we have Anything Better to do than This?”
They wore dresses, stupid! You’ve heard the expression, “damsel in dis dress?”
Sylvester: : I was wonderin’ if, uh, you wouldn’t mind marryin’ me very much…
Arnold: Your clothes… give them to me, now.
Blog Guy, does it ever seem to you like there aren’t enough ways to die these days?
